So every average young tween has a “hollywood crush”. The typical girl likes the ashton kutchers, brad pitts, taylor lautners, and rob pattinsons..blah blah pretty boy blah. Since i’m “different”, my “hollywood crush” was not your average centerfold in a tiger beat/J14 magazine.
Yes, Jason Segel.
Where do I fucking begin.
So clearly, i’ve seen freaks and geeks. I can’t REALLY say I noticed his charm then. I kind of just thought he was this funny dude. Alright, I admit it- I was focused on another hottie on the show. I won’t name names, but sorry Jason- i take it back.
KNOCKED UP: I kind of thought….who is this guy? do i hate him? do i like him? he confused me, but at the end of it i realized it was just the beginning stages of me being obsessed.
My love pretty much prevailed when i saw the movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”
People ask me all of the time/make jokes on how i felt when i saw his infamous “penis shake” scene. I thought it was……… gross & that IS NOT why i like him, thank you very much- you sick pervs.
Well, Okay…i thought it was a little funny…only because he just doesn’t give a FUCK about anything. He just let it all hang out & he gets the hot babe at the end. OMG he’s so cute in that movie i just want to squish his face. AND HE IS HYSTERICAL.
In the end, funny boys win.
I also just have a weird mature taste in men. Don’t even get me started with Anthony Bourdain, he’s old enough to be my father.
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